The best part of this (gross thing) is "23 year-old." Let's talk in 20 years, shall we?
What logic tree culminates in "A Florida Marlins neck tattoo is a good idea."
Like strippers but lack the wrist motility to really shower bills everywhere?
OK, I just watched a bunch of Bo Jackson highlights, so go do that, too.
This would be a wonderful moment for the good people of Cleveland to exact revenge on Lebron, but I suspect they won't.
At least it's not the Nets.
When it comes to political websites, the blue-versus-red battle has been decided.
Hollywood makes about as much today in the US as it did 50 years ago.
Normal people have surprisingly complex metaphors that they use as a lens for the immigrant crisis.
Infuriating, gut-wrenching pictures of an abandoned dog, but with a happy ending.