But seriously, before the printing press, what did people do in the evenings?
Consensus seems to be "sleep," which, paired with a 16-hour workday, seems right.
A 1905 government report on using things like phrenology to ID the "criminal, pauper, and defective classes."
This woman has lived in Brooklyn for 100 of the 116 years it has been part of New York City.
Congrats to Eli on setting the NFL "brother with the most touchdowns" record!
If the people that lived with the guy who had Ebola didn't get Ebola, I'm feeling pretty confident that you won't either.
Late-night talk show skits never seem more obviously dumb than when seen in the back of a cab on mute.
Also, why does Jimmy Kimmel wear a suit? We know the truth, "Jimmy."
Jeweler billboard reads, "Big Bling Theory," smack in the middle of some very lame Venn diagram.
A reality show that consists only of telling college bands that their songs have been picked to play at Taco Bell.
While playing the "how many former Steelers can my mom name" game, realized that a Sex and the City character serves as a great hint.
I was absent-mindedly looking through the stuff in the backseat of my sister's car as she drove us all somewhere.
That's not uncommon. Last year, I put the scorecard of a miniature golf game in the pocket in the back of the seat, saying to my sister that I knew only I ever rooted around back there.
I didn't remember doing that, though, until I reached into the seat pocket and pulled out this. Yes, that is my handwriting.
Typical conversation with someone from another state (in this case, my mom):
"Do you have gay marriage yet?"
"Yes, just recently."
The nice thing about shopping with my mom and sister now as opposed to when I was a #teen is that now I have a phone.
To be clear, it is still boring.
The new bootleggers are hiding untaxed cigarettes in secret areas of bodegas .
"Moulton said he considers it unseemly to discuss his own awards for valor."
We drove to Pittsburgh last night, and the highlight was seeing an ad for Judas Priest switch to an ad for Catholic cemeteries on the NJ Turnpike.
On the PA Turnpike, ads for Jesus, creationism, and one suggesting that the woman who broke up the Beatles should be ignored on energy issues.
My wife: How many games are there in a season?
Her, in disbelief: There are NOT.
At last, a service worker at Harvard could afford to send her kids there.
The Post's fringe-Vermont-candidates expert Jaime Fuller shares this candidate statement from 2008.
Has there ever been a more prescient song in hip-hop than Mos Def's "New World Water"?
Once upon a time, Crayola tried to leverage this new "internet" fad to sell crayons.